Ballzy Football 2019 Season

Fuck fantasy football. 1-3

*%^^^^***## IOU’s mother***~#

I hate the universe. I hate you Saquan. Learn to lace your cleats properly or something bro.

We had a big wild weekend. Half the league had 140+ scores. I stomped Spoog. Lui started a QB that didn’t play and won. Wild. Eric hit 179.9… I can’t remember if that’s a league record. If not it’s close

Superlatives

This is half assed and possibly inaccurate. I’m on my iPhone and I need to meet up with some coworkers in 20 mins

Biggest blowout: codog over wassy. 60 point spread

Closest game: Lui over Biewer by 8. My phone wants to correct Biewer to Bieber

Worst bench decision: nothing really stands out this week.

Worst start: Lui, Scam Newton

I don’t want to do this but I’m doing it.

“Fuck Fantasy Football!” -Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Dear Diary,

I love the universe but I don’t think it feels the same way… because the universe made me lose this week by 0.7 points.

I have the same record as this guy Lui who autodrafted and spends all his time buying Xbox live gift cards and selling them on the deep web.

My league has 3 wide receivers diary! 3! Why?! Air raid is so gay.

Today’s superlatives:

Most points left on the bench

I don’t care. I hate my life

Biggest loss

Whatever. Life is pain

Closest game

Real funny. Why’d you have to bring that up?

Lou Gehrig’s Disease Player of the Week

Josh